Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

lordeddardstark:

do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulder turn them towards you cup their cheek while you smile slightly looking deeply into their eyes as you lean in close and just whisper “no” and then slam their head into a table

interferewithrisingstars:

kpop jokes that got old fast

• onew chicken
• dibidibidis my name is minho
• boom shakalaka
• don’t deny my r squared pi
• soy un dorito
• everybody rice eat
• jaehyo close your mouth
• every single exo joke

kpop jokes that will be funny forever

• jyp

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

homurica:

urbancatfitters:

                no
         no          no
    no                   no
   no         no        no
    no                   no       
       no             no
                no

the circle of life